- First encounter: "Steal? Me? From the Master?! How dare you! Pzratnog would not steal, Pzratnog a good slave for the Master. Bah, so be it! Let me introduce you to my sharp little friend!"
- On defeat: "You win! You win! Just, here ... let's share some of this treasure I found completely legitimately."
Pzratnog the Thief is a Superboss found at level 2000. He will drop 7 Infinity Gems when beaten for the first time.
- Pzratnog the Thief is named after Pzratnog, who created one of the online optimizers.